Garfield: My Mondays

Like Garfield, Mondays are not my favourite day of the week, my body, although not as hairy as Garfield’s, is round even in places where it shouldn’t be round. And I love eating pasta as well.
I dragged myself out of bed into the bathroom, and the mirror tells me that my scruffy hair and puffy eyes won’t be improved by any “miracle” product in my little makeup supply.
Beauty was definitely not one of the gifts I was granted when the almighty maker thought of me.