Plotting: Planning

I love those two words together, one of my favourite jokes (and I love to joke) is when someone asks me: How are you? I always reply “Here plotting… I mean planning..”, I love to see how people open their eyes in shock (that’s another thing you should know about me I love shocking people, I love to see their reactions and how they behave after they hear I am busy “plotting”)
It cracks me up :D